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cp_fastlaneControl points
21/64 playing now, plus 12 bots
#53 of 1,560 Team Fortress 2 servers
100% uptime, 7 days (100% over 30)
🇫🇷 Roubaix, Hauts-de-France, France · 4,011 mi away checked 44 minutes ago

Players

Human players each hour, bots excluded. Times are UTC.

0326402:0808:0814:0820:0802:08Nov 7 00:33 UTC · 3 playersNov 7 01:24 UTC · 21 players

History starts Nov 7, 2026.

Rank

Among Team Fortress 2 servers by average real players over 7 days, offline hours counting as empty. Last 30 days.

Oct 9Oct 24Nov 7#1#53Nov 7 · #53 of 1,560

Players per day

Different people seen each day: returning, first time (since Nov 7). Last 30 days.

Oct 9Oct 24Nov 7062Nov 7 · 62 players, 62 new

Time played

Hours everyone played each day over the last 30 days, from our player-list checks. Days are UTC.

Oct 9Oct 24Nov 70m18hNov 7 · 18h

Downtime

Times it stopped answering our hourly checks in the last 30 days.

It answered every check in the last 30 days.

Online now

NameScoreTime
ruBlow 19 52m
XXX_musiamati( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 41m
CHOCO 21 40m
eduardos 6 37m
[Pvt.] SubieDoobie 10 36m
McRaus 18 34m
Jaxon 22 26m
п�и� 8 25m
IrVin3 8 23m
SCRUB 20 22m
ジャスティン OuO 25 21m
Ben Swolo 13 20m
emisaurius 24 19m
casquebleue75 25 15m
Chupu2 24 14m
Maxim 22 13m
Tomy_Pro_Elite 9 10m
n0n?m 17 9m
Scart 24 8m
TOCCOA101 7 5m
gege 5 4m
JD 7 3m
pOlzzeN # FeniX 4 2m
Ungold 0 1m

As of 32 minutes ago.

Most time played

Last 30 days

  1. 1ruBlow52m
  2. 2XXX_musiamati( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)41m
  3. 3CHOCO40m
  4. 4eduardos37m
  5. 5[Pvt.] SubieDoobie36m
  6. 6McRaus34m
  7. 7Jaxon26m
  8. 8п�и�25m
  9. 9IrVin323m
  10. 10SCRUB22m

Maps

Share of the last 7 days, by hourly samples

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Server settings (19)
coop0
deathmatch1
mp_fadetoblack0
mp_fraglimit0
mp_friendlyfire0
mp_timelimit0
mp_winlimit0
nextlevel
sv_alltalk0
sv_cheats0
sv_contact
sv_password0
sv_pausable0
sv_specnoclip0
sv_tagsbots,increased_maxplayers
sv_voiceenable1
tv_enable0
tv_password1
tv_relaypassword1

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