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26/49 when last seen, plus 7 bots
#31 of 391 Insurgency servers
25% uptime, 7 days (25% over 30)
🇩🇪 Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany · 4,148 mi away checked about 5 hours ago

Players

Human players each hour, bots excluded. Times are UTC.

0244913:2119:2101:2107:2113:21Nov 8 08:16 UTC · didn't answer

Rank

Among Insurgency servers by average real players over 7 days, offline hours counting as empty. Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8#1#31Nov 5 · #5 of 490Nov 6 · #10 of 513Nov 7 · #21 of 549Nov 8 · #31 of 391

Players per day

Different people seen each day: returning, first time (since Nov 5). Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8042Nov 5 · 42 players, 42 new

Time played

Hours everyone played each day over the last 30 days, from our player-list checks. Days are UTC.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 80m16hNov 5 · 16h

Downtime

Times it stopped answering our hourly checks in the last 30 days.

Online now

NameScoreTime
PHILIPPE (FR) 18 47m
yra913 31 47m
Ostgf.Lobastane [3te PGD] 35 47m
Ances�rall 19 47m
Blade 35 47m
bayvurucu 45 47m
Y�TI 32 47m
mawinow 41 47m
osama 21 47m
Camben 35 47m
Removalman 15 37m
Solid 13 34m
Joan of Arc 35 30m
HeadHunter 17 30m
nickely 29 29m
Stryk 19 24m
Jeko 46 24m
pop4ik 20 20m
T1B l Erg4en (fr) 44 20m
papirfakir 31 20m
pedrowirtz99 28 18m
Man-O-Steel 38 14m
Doobber 23 11m
KennyS 28 10m
christian_senio 30 10m
Twim 12 10m
popaa 22 9m
MR.pro 16 6m
Sιмвαc_`' AKL 6 4m
BST 8 4m
DRGN 1 2m
boiselle 1 1m

As of 3 days ago.

Most time played

Last 30 days

  1. 1yra91348m
  2. 2Ostgf.Lobastane [3te PGD]48m
  3. 3Ances�rall48m
  4. 4Blade48m
  5. 5Y�TI48m
  6. 6mawinow48m
  7. 7osama48m
  8. 8Camben48m
  9. 9Removalman37m
  10. 10Solid34m

Maps

Share of the last 7 days, by hourly samples

Version 2.4.2.4 · VAC secured · Dedicated · Linux · History since Nov 5, 2026