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18/90 55 bots [US] Bangerz.TF Engineer Fortress || 32 HUMANS MAX
104.192.6.62:27015
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8/64 40 bots Uncletopia | NA | One Thousand Uncles | 1
148.113.198.21:27015
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_pier 🇨🇦 Montreal, Canada
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7/32 █ BLW.TF US | HIGHERTOWERX | X1000 WEAPONS █
91.229.114.160:27075
SourceMod, Metamod, SourceBans
Team Fortress 2 plr_highertower_extended_blw 🇺🇸 Chicago, IL
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6/64 40 bots Uncletopia | NA | One Thousand Uncles | 2
148.113.198.21:27025
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_barnblitz 🇨🇦 Montreal, Canada
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5/64 40 bots One Thousand Uncles with mvm upgrades [US]
155.117.255.27:27015
Team Fortress 2 pl_thundermountain 🇺🇸 Ashburn, VA
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3/24 Uncletopia | CHI | 1
108.181.62.21:27015
SourceMod, Metamod
Team Fortress 2 pl_upward 🇺🇸 Chicago, IL
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7/64 when last seen, plus 19 bots
#942 of 3,000 Team Fortress 2 servers
40% uptime, 7 days (40% over 30)
🇫🇷 Paris, Île-de-France, France · 4,032 mi away checked about 12 hours ago

Players

Human players each hour, bots excluded. Times are UTC.

03264Nov 1Nov 3Nov 4Nov 6Nov 8Nov 7 19:04 UTC · 13 playersNov 7 19:20 UTC · 7 playersNov 7 20:17 UTC · didn't answerNov 7 21:21 UTC · didn't answerNov 7 22:23 UTC · didn't answer

History starts Nov 7, 2026.

Rank

Among Team Fortress 2 servers by average real players over 7 days, offline hours counting as empty. Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8#1#942Nov 7 · #942 of 3,000

Players per day

Different people seen each day: returning, first time (since Nov 7). Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8063Nov 7 · 63 players, 63 new

Time played

Hours everyone played each day over the last 30 days, from our player-list checks. Days are UTC.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 80m21hNov 7 · 21h

Downtime

Times it stopped answering our hourly checks in the last 30 days.

Online now

NameScoreTime
GuS.be 25 50m
PENNSY 1361 45 50m
_Iforce 36 41m
BB47 Zeer 47 38m
PizoO__` 28 37m
[116. Windhund]Rabiator 24 35m
zyablik 27 33m
Tuanquocdeptraitayto 20 32m
Granny Sniper 26 30m
serge67 30 29m
ComeDreams. 30 24m
Beloved Oppressor 39 23m
☺ Paciu☺ 31 17m
egor89683227412 20 14m
BinOur'Z 21 14m
denis_fortress 22 14m
Malwone 22 13m
TOCCOA101 32 12m
Maximum Effort 23 10m
laven 20 10m
wwwvladislav 19 9m
vip/Gr@fAs 19 9m
Blitzer 11 8m
LiroAkin 21 8m
Kileroldboy 6 8m
the_won|DoW� 6 7m
Binouze Patate de Forain 18 7m
Palmskittles 5 4m
Hugh Janus 6 4m
GreyFoxMcCloud 1 3m
Ostgf.Lobastane [3te PGD] 1 1m
[F٨t٨lity] StYlOMyLO 0 1m

As of about 15 hours ago.

Most time played

Last 30 days

  1. 1GuS.be51m
  2. 2PENNSY 136150m
  3. 3Bruolis42m
  4. 4Grechnik42m
  5. 5_Iforce41m
  6. 6dashel40m
  7. 7BB47 Zeer39m
  8. 8PizoO__`38m
  9. 9Oberfaehnrich7137m
  10. 10[116. Windhund]Rabiator35m

Maps

Share of the last 7 days, by hourly samples

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