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PlayersServer NameGameMapLocation Actions
16/64 40 bots Uncletopia | NA | One Thousand Uncles | 2
148.113.198.21:27025
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_odyssey 🇨🇦 Montreal, Canada
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13/32 █ BLW.TF US | HIGHERTOWERX | X1000 WEAPONS █
91.229.114.160:27075
SourceMod, Metamod, SourceBans
Team Fortress 2 plr_highertower_extended_blw 🇺🇸 Chicago, IL
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10/64 40 bots One Thousand Uncles with mvm upgrades [US]
155.117.255.27:27015
Team Fortress 2 pl_citadel 🇺🇸 Ashburn, VA
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3/24 PonEasy | MLP Ponies | Alltalk | Props
135.148.15.170:27015
SourceMod, Metamod
Team Fortress 2 pl_mareward_b1a 🇺🇸 Hudson, NH
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1/64 16 bots Tator's Engineer Fortress | Upgrades | Spells | Custom Buffs
193.243.190.4:27032
SourceMod, Metamod
Team Fortress 2 pl_badwater_4engybots_v6 🇺🇸 Chicago, IL
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35/64 7 bots [FUNPLAY.pro] DEATH | (EU)
188.165.184.118:24575
Team Fortress 2 pl_bloodwater 🇫🇷 Roubaix, France
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18/64 when last seen, plus 20 bots
#646 of 2,599 Team Fortress 2 servers
25% uptime, 7 days (25% over 30)
🇧🇪 Zaventem, Flanders, Belgium · 4,056 mi away checked about 16 hours ago

Players

Human players each hour, bots excluded. Times are UTC.

0326419:2001:2007:2013:2019:20Nov 6 01:00 UTC · 18 playersNov 6 01:17 UTC · didn't answerNov 6 02:20 UTC · didn't answerNov 6 03:25 UTC · didn't answer

History starts Nov 6, 2026.

Rank

Among Team Fortress 2 servers by average real players over 7 days, offline hours counting as empty. Last 30 days.

Oct 8Oct 23Nov 6#1#646Nov 6 · #646 of 2,599

Players per day

Different people seen each day: returning, first time (since Nov 6). Last 30 days.

Oct 8Oct 23Nov 6034Nov 6 · 34 players, 34 new

Time played

Hours everyone played each day over the last 30 days, from our player-list checks. Days are UTC.

Oct 8Oct 23Nov 60m11hNov 6 · 11h

Downtime

Times it stopped answering our hourly checks in the last 30 days.

It answered every check in the last 30 days.

Online now

NameScoreTime
Blade 12 56m
Beastzone 9 51m
repsaj 7 50m
Chris Edwards 5 47m
Stig_McFly 8 45m
Mr. Bomboclaat 11 37m
Hylozoist 6 35m
Squash 5 29m
Pinguim 12 29m
mAke 11 29m
malauher30 5 28m
ralphrio 7 27m
Screechingcat 4 27m
SeVen Of NinE 12 24m
Lurt Frank 14 22m
Paçoquito 6 22m
SommarSoppa:) 5 21m
Anal Juice 6 19m
51nN3R 14 19m
Thickle 8 16m
MARLBORO 10 12m
Mighty Blighties 9 10m
vladkypr654 5 10m
godwoffle 13 10m
Fitzi 7 7m
Rellonen 9 6m
Windir 4 6m
Cell 7 5m
Wuzi 9 5m
=�qu¢ñtin_02�=MARINE CORP 4 4m
boiselle 4 4m
Lucas_HM 7 3m
gyorijozsef1972 5 2m
frenky 1 1m

As of about 18 hours ago.

Most time played

Last 30 days

  1. 1Blade56m
  2. 2Beastzone51m
  3. 3repsaj50m
  4. 4Chris Edwards47m
  5. 5Stig_McFly45m
  6. 6Mr. Bomboclaat37m
  7. 7Hylozoist35m
  8. 8Squash29m
  9. 9Pinguim29m
  10. 10mAke29m

Maps

Share of the last 7 days, by hourly samples

Version 11191711 · VAC secured · Dedicated · Linux · History since Nov 6, 2026